How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of
her/him"...You need to pray at work.

* When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and
you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.

* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which
one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at
work.

* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a
stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses
your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide
underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the
first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!"....
You need to pray at work.

* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.

* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or
flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at
work.

* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story .....You need to
pray at work.

* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray
at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS...

Frisbeetarianism

Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.