Wednesday, February 20, 2008

How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of
her/him"...You need to pray at work.

* When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and
you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.

* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which
one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at
work.

* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a
stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses
your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide
underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the
first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!"....
You need to pray at work.

* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.

* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or
flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at
work.

* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story .....You need to
pray at work.

* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray
at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS...

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