Thursday, March 22, 2007

Poison

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi , very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell yo u what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know"

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,

"Take the poison."

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