Signs That Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

Signs That Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

8. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am.

7. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

6. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

5. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

4. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

3. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of
cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.