Signs That Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

Signs That Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

8. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am.

7. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

6. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

5. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

4. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

3. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of
cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

Runs on oats and grass

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...

"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust.''