It's so dry in Kentucky that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn into water.
Now that's dry!
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Monday, October 13, 2008
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Christmas Stamps
A lady goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The lady says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptist."
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The lady says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptist."
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